Saturday, June 03, 2006

The Whole World at Your...Fingertips?

All right, this is a bit of an untoward post, I'll admit it straight up. That's why it's on my lesser trafficked blog, for that precise reason.

So everyone knows I have my blackberry, and my great love affair with this electronic device. Well, for those who don't have one, you've got to realize that spam still shows up, and without any kind of filter, you just have to wade your way through what you'd automatically delete in Outlook.

Anyway, Judson and I were driving along last week and I got a penis enlargement spam. It said, "You'll have the whole world on the end of your penis."
Um, really? I turned to Jud and asked, "Is this like HORTON HEARS A WHO--the porno version? I mean, are there secret tiny people on the end of your you-know-what if you use this product?"

I had this vision of some guy, using the product, about to penetrate his gal and this tiny chorus of, "We are here! We are here! We are here!" bursting through and the panting and moaning.

So, had to share.


Blogger Shannon McKelden said...

Sounds like some of the conversations my husband and I have! LOL!


12:13 PM  
Blogger Jaci Burton said...

So glad to know I'm not the only one who gets warped thoughts like this when they get weird spam

No wonder I like you so much, D


11:19 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

**wipes tears from eyes**

Good one!
I'll have to link to this when blogger fixes my blog.

9:27 AM  
Blogger Kristen Painter said...

I don't think I'll ever look at poor Horton the same way.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Bailey Stewart said...

Came over from Michele's because she knows I love this stuff. My favorite is "Would you like to use your penis as a billiards cue?"

7:31 AM  
Blogger Annalee Blysse said...

ROFL... Spam often a source of amusement.

4:09 PM  

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